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Worst Jobs Ever

September 9, 2007

There are many bad jobs that have to be done.¬† You’d be surprised here are the top 5 worst jobs ever.

Chocolate tasterWhile this seems like a dream job, in reality it’s like meeting your idol and discovering they’re actually a horrible person. The first couple of days on the job are probably bliss, but after a while you would never want to see the stuff again. Dropping a few chocolate pounds would be nice, but a life without this sweet, sweet substance wouldn’t really be worth living

Cat Food Quality Controller

Even the most hardcore of cat lovers would struggle with this job. Responsibilities include groping through large vats of the stuff to take out the bony bits, smearing the kitty cuisine around on a flat surface to test the gristle level, and finally, giving an in-depth sniffing inspection to determine freshness

PA to a Demanding Diva

Job security is a priority for most of us, so why anyone would choose a job where they could be fired at the drop of a Jimmy Choo because Madame’s low-fat, low-carb, mochaccino doesn’t have enough locally sourced, Fair Trade, organic whipped cream is beyond us

Slaughterhouse Worker

If medieval torture is your thing, a career in the slaughterhouse industry may be for you. Along with the boiler suit and wellies worn to protect you from flying animal bits, slaughterhouse assembly workers also wear chain mail to stop them being injured by the big knives wielded on animal carcasses at an astonishing speed. And if you think their job is bad, try being the person who cleans up when they’re done

Beauty Therapist 

Whoever said getting pretty is an ugly business is right. While this job has many lovely aspects, such as creating blushing brides or boosting many a woman’s (or man’s) confidence, there is also a seamy underbelly, or underarm, rather. Waxing hairy gorilla backs and women’s intimate bits can’t be the most pleasant of experiences, especially if a client is, shall we say, less than hygienic