Guy Talking about Britney Spears

Wow, did you know that he’s a guy! I didn’t know that till I saw his myspace page.

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The next season of the Office

One of my favorite TV comedies is the Office and I follow it like a hawk.  I have watched all of the current shows and want to know more on the next season.  I will tell you what I know.

The first episode is a one hour special titled “Launch Party” and it comes out in October.  It may also be title run for the cure in which Michael believes the office is haunted by a sick ghost and he explores religious beleifs an finally starts a 5km run to help cure some disease.

Other sources say that Ryan returns to bring Dunder Mifflin into the digital age and a new boss arrives in town.  Also Angela is upset about her cat.

Jan Levintson moves into Michaels condo and romance begins.

The season starts with 4 four hour long episodes.

Picture from “Run for the cure”

I hope to find out more later on!

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Worst Jobs Ever

There are many bad jobs that have to be done.  You’d be surprised here are the top 5 worst jobs ever.

Chocolate tasterWhile this seems like a dream job, in reality it’s like meeting your idol and discovering they’re actually a horrible person. The first couple of days on the job are probably bliss, but after a while you would never want to see the stuff again. Dropping a few chocolate pounds would be nice, but a life without this sweet, sweet substance wouldn’t really be worth living

Cat Food Quality Controller

Even the most hardcore of cat lovers would struggle with this job. Responsibilities include groping through large vats of the stuff to take out the bony bits, smearing the kitty cuisine around on a flat surface to test the gristle level, and finally, giving an in-depth sniffing inspection to determine freshness

PA to a Demanding Diva

Job security is a priority for most of us, so why anyone would choose a job where they could be fired at the drop of a Jimmy Choo because Madame’s low-fat, low-carb, mochaccino doesn’t have enough locally sourced, Fair Trade, organic whipped cream is beyond us

Slaughterhouse Worker

If medieval torture is your thing, a career in the slaughterhouse industry may be for you. Along with the boiler suit and wellies worn to protect you from flying animal bits, slaughterhouse assembly workers also wear chain mail to stop them being injured by the big knives wielded on animal carcasses at an astonishing speed. And if you think their job is bad, try being the person who cleans up when they’re done

Beauty Therapist 

Whoever said getting pretty is an ugly business is right. While this job has many lovely aspects, such as creating blushing brides or boosting many a woman’s (or man’s) confidence, there is also a seamy underbelly, or underarm, rather. Waxing hairy gorilla backs and women’s intimate bits can’t be the most pleasant of experiences, especially if a client is, shall we say, less than hygienic

Dane Cook Shorties Hilarious

The animation and Dane Cook go great together, it’s hilarious.

This car charges Segways

Dude you have to get this car.  It is so useful when I need to ride around on my Segway I keep it in this car and it stays charged.  So every time I park my car I get out pull my segway from the back of the trunk and ride around, it ensures the least work possible for me.  So I can work on my weight.

Hilarious Censoring

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Comedy Now: Waiter Skit

This is about Dylan Mandlsohn’s job as a waiter at a Chinese Food Restaurant.

I love his expression near the end.

Comedy Now: The Devil

This is a hilarious skit about how the devil is so accepting

its the comedy of

Dylan Mandlsohn

Comedy Now: Hilarious teachers college

This is hilarious I was watching it on the comedy network last night

UToob: Famous People impressions and Sienfeld Impressions

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